Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad

• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.

Read the article here: Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious [Google Insight]

Dammit, it is a strange world we are living in.